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lyrics

Dear guests, if like us you truly care about
our profits
that doesn't sound right
doesn't it?
Dear guests, if like us you truly care about
our profits
wait you just did it again
did I?
Dear guests, if like us you truly care about
...the planet
and things
you simply need to leave your towel hanging in the towel rings
But if you prefer that Mother Earth dies like a....

then please do feel free to leave your towel ready for collection on the bathroom floor...thankyou
Here at Unilsle
And all of our subsidiaries
we're deeply concerned about
earth's sustainability
So to prove our commitment
to protecting these lands
we're switching 95 percent
of our typefaces to Comic Sans...

Cocacola bring you Plant Bottle Plastic
They say it's eco friendly isn't that fantastic?
We can't substantiate the claim but there's a picture of a leaf.

Herbal Essences Organic Experience
It might be the toxins that are making her delirious
Propolyne-glycol-D&C-red33 don't grown on trees
LOL!
ROFL!

Behold the
Greenwashing
Green lights mean go Green Folding
Faux factual
so natural
We've pledged to phase out plastic straws by 2084 wooo!
high 5!
A wise old woman
on top of a hill
was visited one day by some Neo-liberals
Oh wise old woman
What's your word?
Why does green capitalism
Seem so absurd?
From a. thoughtful silence
she soon whispered
for the same reasons dear, that you can't polish a turd
Volkswagen bring you default devices
It's how commercial science tackles a huge crisis
Why contemplate a vital state when you can teach a car to cheat?
like Herbie but Evil!
Not forgetting nor abetting them at Starbucks
They wrote the book on how to look as if you give a fuck
then spent a hundred million on keeping everything discreet...
who?
who?
Monsanto?
Monstanto?
Yeh we know them...
sort of...
they're just like a. farmers market
farmers market
Now shut up and drink your coffee!
Behold the
Greenwashing
Green lights mean go Green Folding
Faux factual
so natural...
So here's to latte drinking
blue sky thinking
number crunching
puppy punching
fact blocking
logic squashing
lean
green
cash
machine
WASHING

credits

from FOSSILHEADS: The Future is Petrifying (4 song EP), released September 18, 2019
All material ©2019 R Swayne All Rights Reserved
Performed by Rachel Duncan & Rosie Swayne
Recorded/produced live by Chris Furner at FitDog Studios Northampton, September 2019

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